#12 No sleep
He just wants you to know that he parties harder and stays up later than you ever will.
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5 Embarrassing Prom Photos
Selena Gomez
The cardboard cutout is bad enough. Buying a dress, purse and accessories so that your cardboard cutout date is well-coordinated with you is a whole other level of shame.
Time Warp
You can excuse a lot of things with “it was the 90s”. A platinum blonde and black feathered mullet is not one of those things.
Prego
Well this is awkward. The only thing worse than showing up to your prom with no one as your date is showing up with your unborn baby as your date.
Bieber Fever
I've seen Beliebers take things really far but this may be the limit. She’s really enjoying herself but poor Justin looks like a hostage.
Fido
Is there anything more embarrassing than having to take your dog as a prom date? Maybe knowing that the dog doesn't want to be there either because you dyed him purple.
Disney Tattoos You'll Love
#5 Up, up, and away.
Peter Pan and his gang are depicted in this whimsical silhouette tattoo.
INSANE Eyelid Tattoos
#16 He's Keeping an Eye on You
Eyelid tattoos are a thing, although we don't really understand how the needle doesn't poke through into a person's eyes.
Believe it or not, this man has his eyes closed. We wonder what it looks like when he blinks . . . sleeping next to this dude must be the creepiest experience imaginable.
#15 Lil Wayne
Here is Lil Wayne's famous eyelid tattoo, reminding us that he fears god. If he continues overdosing on cough syrup, he's going to be facing his fear pretty darn soon . . .
#14 Guys, would you?
She looks so hot, at least with her eyes closed. If she looks half as good with her eyes open as she does with them closed, then she's a babe for sure. But would her eery eyelid eyeball tattoos mean that she could never be dating material?
#13 Those Are Not His Eyes
Believe it or not, this man has his eyes closed. This is one of the most convincing eyes-on-the-eyelid tattoos we've ever seen, and it's terrifying.
#12 Eyes Closed
We don't really understand the appeal of these fake eye eyelid tattoos, but it really seems to be a thing. Maybe it's to scare off potential burglars in the night?
#11 Black Metal Warrior For Satan
Okay, even without the eyelid tattoos this guy's got a pretty intense look going. But add the pentagram and upside-down cross tattoos on his eyelid, and you have a dude who's certainly the most evil person in the mall, where he works at Hot Topic.
#10 Spiderman
This scary gentleman has a black widow tattooed on his eyelid. We won't say anymore about him because we'd prefer it if he didn't come and visit us in our worst nightmares . . .
#9 Blessed
This man has been 'blessed' with $$$$ eyelid tattoos. Perhaps a better word to tattoo on his face would be 'touched' or 'special' . . .
#8 Anime Eyes
This girl looks like she could be cute and sweet if she didn't have GIGANTIC ANIME EYES tattooed on her eyes and face. I wonder what she looks like with her eyes open?
#7 Sweet Prince
Okay, this one's actually kind of sweet and charming. Sweet beard, bro.
#6 Bombs Ahoy?
These are pretty cool, but we're not sure if the anchor and the grenade are supposed to have some kind of special meaning together, or if they are totally unrelated tattoo designs that happen to both be on this guy's eyelids.
#5 No Words
I have no words . . . just . . . there are no words. This man certainly wins the prize for most colorful and cheerful eyelid tats.
#4 He's Ready Ladies
This man is pure sex, at least that's what his eyelids are telling us. He looks a little more like pure STD.
#3 Wannabe Wayne
This dude got the same eyelid tattoos that Lil Wayne made famous. Maybe his friends call him Lil Lil Wayne?
#2 Secret Symbols
Okay, so we don't know what either of these symbols represent, but we think these are kind of cool. Definitely some of the more tasteful eyelid tattoos we've seen so far.
#1 Don't Get It?
Yeah, neither do we. It looks like the little pyramid that's on the dollar bill, interesting choice for an eyelid tattoo .
How to Set The Mood
Comfy is key
Luxurious-feeling bedding is important for a mood-inducing bedroom. To set the right mood for your romantic evening, opt for soft-to-touch sheets that you and your love will not want to climb out of.
15 Foods to Improve Your Sex Drive
#15 Ginger
The great thing about ginger is that it stimulates the feelings of excitement associated with sex. Eat some at dinner and it elevates your heart rate, gets your blood flowing and gets you excited for the night ahead.
12 Cutest Instagram Quotes for Inspiration
#12 The Difference Between Guys and Girls
Young love is often hidden behind the simplest of human behavior.
Insane 3D tattoos
#15 Missing piece
Underneath the puzzle pieces of skin on this person's body are fish scales! Is this a statement about evolution, or a statement about hallucinogenic drugs?
Best Parent Texts FAILS
#12 She wants to know?
( . )( . ).. Well you've got to give her credit for trying! Wait until she finds out!
15 best dog memes
#15 Bad Genes
Some dogs are born with a rare sarcasm gene, while others exhibit the lazy gene. If your pooch shows both traits, however, seek immediate medical attention. Side effects include extreme dry mouth and stiff neck.
The Biggest Text Fails From Mom
#15 My Pregnant Little Angel
Moms will always boast about their natural motherly instincts but don't take them seriously all of the time. They're usually just falling victim to autocorrects because they're constantly being consumed
by re-runs of "The Price Is Right".
Best Facebook Fails EVER
#15 Moving Stairs
Oh no, this could be one of the most brain dead things you've read on Facebook. We can't even imagine someone believing that they're trapped on an escalator simply because it isn't moving - Perhaps this is a case of ultimate laziness, or this poor girl just really needs to attend school more...
Amazing 3D Tattoos
#20 The Mayan
There must be deep meaning and symbolism going on in this design, and the artwork is beyond words! I wonder how sick he gets of people asking to touch it?
Louis Tomlinson: Behind the Scenes
#15 A Naked Intruder?!
That's right! In May 2012 at 5 a.m, Louis was allegedly woken up by a naked man trying to enter his hotel room in Stockholm - Yikes! It turned out that the man was drunk and only looking for the toilet...
The Most Successful Child Stars
Pet Accessories That Will Make Your Pet Suicidal
Considering how much our society is supposed to love its pets, there’s a huge market for humiliating the poor “kittie-witties” and “poochie-woochies” that make up the animal version of high society. Their masters make mockeries of them with all kinds of bizarre pet accessories. The pets grimace and bear the shame—all the while clinging to the hope that their wolf or tiger relatives will heed the Call of the Wild, track down the smug little owner, and tear him into dog biscuit-sized chunks.
For the record: we’re not here to discuss pet clothing or Halloween costumes, like so many other lists out there. Our pets have to go through far more innovative humiliations than those costumes you’ve seen before; so here are ten of the most outrageous.
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Giant Mustache Chew Toy
Dogs don’t do memes, in case you’ve forgotten. They do not care that old-fashioned mustaches are awesome. They don’t even know what a mustache is! And yet here we are, contributing to the rise in Puppy Therapy because we wanted—as the inevitable photo captions say—some “lulz”.
Look at this poor pup. Look at those sad red eyes, his head hung in defeated shame. He knows he looks absolutely ridiculous, and that Master is laughing and pointing at him—and he hates it. It wouldn’t take a devil in his head to persuade him to chew that thing up, and mix it into Master’s food so he chokes on the plastic. But alas—like most revenge fantasies, this will remain a mere fantasy.
Trust me—the dog would be fine with the chew-ball part of this thing. But the pointless, non-chewy extension that forms the ‘stache? It’s purely a failed attempt at irony, forced upon an animal who probably knows more about true irony than you do.
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Duck-Bill Dog Muzzle
Some dogs need muzzles—I get that. You don’t want Buster tearing up shoes and pillows and young children every time you bend to tie your shoelaces—but training him properly sounds like an awful lot of work. So you just stick a Bane mask on the poor pooch, and go back to watching Honey Boo Boo Breaks Bad, or whatever the kids are into these days. This is completely understandable.
But at least Bane looks cool. What, pray tell, is the point of a duckbill muzzle? So you can glare at your dog and say “quack”? If your ultimate goal is to make your dog feel smarter than you, then mission accomplished.
And when you consider that the animal models for these things don’t look like they could tear apart a piece of paper—never mind the cushions of your Italian leather sofa—the whole thing looks even more like a case of Small Animal Bullying. Try this on a 200-pound Mastiff and let us know how it turns out. If you still have lips, that is.
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Doggie Nail Polish
If the world were just, the number of people who would want to paint their pets’ nails would be almost zero—and those who still harbored such a strange desire would possibly be confined to an asylum upon capture. Their days would be spent alternating between prettying up doggie toes, and constantly evading police manhunts.
But the world hates justice—so not only do many people still paint their dogs’ nails, but whole businesses are actually built around the idea! Yes: for a mere $81, you too can purchase up to 18 different colors with which to make your dog feel beautiful. Not that the relatively color-blind dog would know much about it.
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Grinning Lips Dog Toy
If the idea of your dog sporting a Snidely Whiplash-style mustache is too cerebral for you, perhaps Funny Teeth are more up your alley. Much like in the case of the Mustache Chew, the dog chomps on a plastic ball, which is attached to something hilarious that makes the owner squeal with delight. The lucky pup probably hasn’t heard Master laugh like that since the last time CBS aired back-to-back reruns of2 Broke Girls.
And what’s so funny about Smile Teeth anyway? You know where else you’ll find a demonic grin like that? The Joker and his victims; a large chimpanzee about to tear you to shreds for invading his personal space; and Jack Nicholson in just about everything he’s done, ever. In short—unless you’ve trained yourself a vicious watchdog, and want to use this toy as a final warning to any would-be burglars—then you’ve just painted your dog as a psychopath for giggles. Just remember to keep an eye out for when he actually turns into one.
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Doggie Pet Towel
To an animal, a towel is a towel. So sticking a frog head on top won’t do anything but make it wonder why you’re suddenly laughing like a madman.
This would be bad enough provided it were merely a froggie head, used only for comic relief while you clean your dog with the towel (as towels are designed to do). But no; it’s got froggie feet too, and you can lay it out on your pup whenever he’s trying to mind his own business.
And lest you fear this product is sexist: the website makes it extremely clear that this product is “perfect for boy and girl dogs.” Good; we wouldn’t want half of our pet population to be left out of feeling ashamed of their very existence.
5
Pet Tattoos
No—not real ones. Putting actual ink and needle to a pet is blatant abuse, and not at all a joke.
Temporary tattoos, on the other hand, are just plain stupid. The designers clearly didn’t have pet interests in mind. If they did, they wouldn’t have designed anything at all; they’d have made their money elsewhere by doing things like designing little smiley faces to draw on customers’ cups at Starbucks. No—this is all about the owner bragging to their neighbors that their dog likes bunnies and possibly Batman. The bunny tattoo could be ideal to troll your dog with—especially if he’s trained to chase the damn things from your yard.
The best animal tattoo of all is definitely the Cross. If you’re so into Jesus that you even want your pet to spread the Gospel, then this is the perfect opportunity. Just don’t bother to stick this one on your cat. Cats are the devil, and a cross tattoo on a devil only works if you need something combustible to start a giant bonfire with.
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Cat DJ Scratching Pad
Don’t think by my last statement that I’ve neglected cats on this list; they’re just a lot harder to humiliate then dogs, mainly because cats don’t give the slightest batted eyelid what you think of them. But one company sure did try; you can now sit back and watch your beloved Sparkles scratch a record and wonder why everybody’s grinning at him so severely.
Obviously the joke—if you can call it that—requires your kitty to scratch nothing but the record. Problem: he’s a cat. Have you ever met a cat that only scratched what you wanted it to scratch? Of course not; such cats do not exist. Your cat would take one look at this thing, scratch it perhaps once, and then return to what it had been doing for years already: knocking things off your kitchen table. Never mind opposable thumbs; you’re lucky the cat doesn’t have an opposable middle finger. He would be using it all the time—especially if you tried to make him a DJ.
3
Rear Gear Butt Covers
You know the worst thing when it comes to owning a pet? They never wipe themselves after a toilet run. What do they think they are, a bunch of animals? And worse yet—if you try to wipe them yourselves, they’ll squirm and resist, and then run off and poop again anyway.
What to do about this annoying act of nature? Butt covers—that’s what! For a mere five dollars, you can buy a pretty little flower to hang over your pet’s butthole, so nobody has to watch your dog bound across the beach with half-ejected grass-poo hanging from his disgustingly visible anus.
2
Escape-Preventing Dog Harness
Nobody wants his pet to run away—but what if you own a small animal, and your fence has gaps in it? You could re-do the fence, but that would take precious time away from your busy schedule of making animals miserable. So instead, just slip this harness around your dog’s neck, and watch as a look of solemn gratitude slowly begins to dawn on his face.
It’s almost cartoonish in design: attach a long stick to your dog to prevent him from escaping. Of course—being a dog—he won’t get what’s going on and will keep trying to escape. And he’ll keep getting blocked. And then he will try and try again—constantly failing—while Master’s beer-guzzling buddies laugh harder and harder.
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Pet Peek
Making your dog look and feel stupid is one thing—but is it really necessary to make him feel helpless too? That is an awful thing to do, so naturally people are doing it. The Pet Peek is the latest and greatest hare-brained method of teasing and tormenting your dog. Based on the idea that dogs like to look around, this little bubble window gets installed on your fence so that your dog can stick his head in and see things. Things that he then wants to touch, lick, sniff, pee on, and explore. But he can’t, now, can he? Of course not; all you’ve given him is the chance to look at things.
Meanwhile, anyone on the other side of the fence can see this poor dog’s frantic-looking head inside the bubble window. They’ll laugh, point, and exclaim—how cute the desperate animal is! How sweet; maybe they can knock on the window too, just to see what he does. Or maybe—just maybe—he’ll finally escape to exact his revenge on all who mocked him. Now that would warrant some lulz.
Most Horrific Circus Accidents In History
Generations of children have enjoyed circuses; the death-defying acrobatics, wild animals, tight-rope-walkers and clowns team up to entertain, intrigue and dazzle the young crowd.
However, the life of a circus performer is not all successful stunts and cheering children; as these ten circus accidents demonstrate, life in the ring has seen its fair share of death and destruction as well.
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Mary the Elephant
We begin our list with a well-known tragedy—the execution of an elephant. On September 12, 1916, Mary trampled her handler Red Eldridge to death. There are various accounts of what led to the attack—from Eldridge prodding Mary with a stick and infuriating her, to speculation that she was simply bored.
While Eldridge’s death was tragic and gruesome, Mary’s fate might be even more so. The people of Kingsport, Tennessee demanded retribution for Eldridge’s death, so it was decided that Mary would hang for her crime. On September 13, a crowd of 2,500 people (mostly children) gathered to watch Mary’s execution. Mary was hung from the neck by an industrial crane. However, the chain around her neck snapped and she slammed to the ground, breaking her hip. A heavier-gauge chain was used to hang Mary for a second time, and she swung for half an hour before being dumped in a hastily-dug grave.
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Dessi Espana
Dessi Espana was a Bulgarian-American who came from a family of performers. She had performed for years and even held a Guinness World Record. Unfortunately, a technical failure ended her career in 2004. Espana was performing an aerial act with chiffon scarves when a mechanism holding the cloth in place failed, and she fell thirty feet, head-first. Espana later died from her injuries.
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Massarti the Lion-Tamer
Massarti (Thomas MacCarte) was a bold, but rash, one-armed lion tamer. On January 3, 1872, he was performing in Bolton, England with Manders’ Menagerie. For unknown reasons, a lion named Tyrant attacked him—and the three other lions in the act quickly joined in. Massarti was nearly scalped when a lion bit his head, and was torn apart in front of several hundred witnesses.
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The St Louis Trapeze Accident
The trapeze is undoubtedly one of the most dangerous circus acts around, and requires a good deal of strength and flexibility. All the training in the world, however, cannot prevent a mechanical failure. In 1872, Fred Lazelle and Billy Millson, two famous trapeze artists, crashed to the ground when their trapeze mechanism failed. George North, a gymnast, was unfortunately beneath the trapeze when it fell. All three men were injured; Millson likely broke his ribs, and North suffered internal injuries.
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The Duluth Lynchings
Another tragedy to befall circus workers comes from a dark chapter in American history. On June 14, 1920, the James Robinson Circus arrived in Duluth, Minnesota. Nineteen-year-old Irene Tusken and eighteen-year-old James Sullivan watched African-American circus workers load the circus wagons. Later that night, Tusken claimed that six of those circus employees had held her at gunpoint and raped her. The police quickly arrested six men in connection with the rape.
Shortly afterwards, a mob of between five thousand and ten thousand people formed, broke into the jail, and after a mock trial, declared Elias Clayton, Elmer Jackson and Isaac McGhie guilty of the rape. The mob beat the men, and dragged them to a light pole on the corner of First Street and Second Avenue East, where they were lynched.
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The Flying Wallendas
The Flying Wallendas were an old circus family that consisted of Karl, his wife Helen Kreis, his brother Herman, and numerous other family members. Karl Wallenda pioneered an act called the Seven-Person Chair Pyramid, in which seven people balanced on tightropes (and a chair) thirty-two feet in the air without the use of safety nets.
The Wallendas were undoubtedly excellent acrobats and daredevils; but in 1962,their act went horribly wrong. The lead man faltered, and three people crashed to the ground. Karl Wallenda’s son-in-law, Richard Faughnan, and Wallenda’s nephew, Dieter Schepp, were both killed. Wallenda’s adopted son, Mario, was paralyzed from the waist down.
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The Cleveland Circus Fire
Although there were no human fatalities, the Cleveland Circus Fire of 1942 was a horrific event that caused the deaths of over one hundred circus animals. A fire of unknown origin started near the menagerie tent of the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus. Spectators and circus workers easily escaped the flames, but the fire spread so quickly, it became impossible to save all of the animals.
Nine cages—filled with lions, tigers, and zebras—burst into flames. Some animals were able to escape the blaze, but twenty-six others were so badly burned they were put down by policemen with machine guns.
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The Great “Wallace Brothers” Circus Train Disaster
In 1903, two separate Wallace Brothers Circus trains crashed into each other. The first train had slowed to a halt on the railway tracks—and although the conductor of the second train saw the warning light, the brakes failed and the two trains collided. In all, thirty circus workers were killed and another twenty-seven injured. Several animals also died in the crash, including an Arabian horse, three camels, one great dane, and an elephant named Maud.
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Hagenbeck-Wallace Train Wreck of 1918
On June 22, 1918, the Hagenbeck-Wallace Circus was traveling via railroad to Hammond, Indiana. The train had stopped for the night, and many of the circus performers were asleep in the wooden train cars. At 4:00 AM, a Michigan Central Railroad troop train slammed into the circus train at thirty-five miles per hour. The driver of the troop train, Alonzo Sargent, had fallen asleep at the wheel and so did not see the warnings posted about the stopped circus train.
As a result, eighty-six people died and another 127 were injured.
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The Hartford Circus Fire
This tragic event is arguably the most well-known on our list, due to the scale of the fire and the extensive loss of life. On July 6, 1944, a small fire began in the southwest sidewall of the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey big top circus tent. Because the tent was water-proofed with paraffin wax and gasoline, the fire spread rapidly.
Understandably, the crowd of seven thousand spectators panicked and rushed towards the exits. But two of these exits were blocked by chutes used to bring in circus animals—and in the ensuing stampede, circus goers were trampled, crushed, and asphyxiated under the weight of fallen people. As the flames spread, other spectators simply burned to death, or else died as a result of smoke inhalation. In a panic, some people tried leaping from the bleachers to avoid the fire; but this attempt to escape actually killed more people than it saved.
In the end, an estimated 169 people died and more than seven hundred were injured.
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